Got any special talents? Tell us about them.
I give mouth watering stripteases!
If you could have any super power, what would it be?
I'd have shadow based powers!
What are your weird quirks?
~too many to list~
What are your pet peeves?
Hearing a stranger clear their nose & throat.
Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
If you could close your eyes and wake up somewhere else tomorrow, where would it be?
If you were about to be put to death, what would be your last meal?
Cyanide tablet, I'll kill me first! mwahaha
What would you do if you could be a man for one day?
Get my fuck on.
Who's your celebrity crush?
I have a big platonic crush on H. Jon Benjamin.
Who's your favoite sports team, and why?
Detroit Red Wings, because reasons.
What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Do people still have iPods?
What's your best party trick?
Not making an ass of myself.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
It's a toss-up between telemarketing and retail management.
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
What one thing would you add to the standard male anatomy?
Haha, very odd question.
A bone that magically makes them all compassionate, unbigoted feminists? :P
What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
I've had many bouts of public nudity..
What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Cosplay or a nice garter belt with thigh highs and a nice bra/ panty set. Sometimes latex ;)
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?