Got any special talents? Tell us about them.
From a young age I've been very musical, I play piano (classical and popular music) as well as flute and violin. I'm handy in the kitchen too and make a mean Thai curry. Physical strength is another forte, I can do pull-ups in a doorframe using only my fingertips.
If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Teleportation! I would love to be able to click my fingers and appear on the beach in Mauritius whenever I need to chill.
What are your weird quirks?
I am not aware I have any! I'll check with my friends and get back to you...
What are your pet peeves?
Noisy eaters and talking with one's mouth full... there's just no need!
I also get irritated by people who get too drunk and make a tit out of themselves/invade my personal space. Pleeeaase go away!
If you could close your eyes and wake up somewhere else tomorrow, where would it be?
Miami, let's go for a jolly good buzz!
If you were about to be put to death, what would be your last meal?
My mother's awesome roast chicken dinner. If the executioners procrastinate and I get hungry again whilst waiting, I'd order a bastard-hot curry. Chicken Jalfrezi with extra green chillis.
What would you do if you could be a man for one day?
There's not a lot a man can do that I cannot, however I would love to know how it feels for a man to climax with his balls gagged and a butt plug up in.
Who's your celebrity crush?
Pharrell Williams and Nicole Scherzinger. (Yes, I love Americans)!
What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
I don't have any embarrassing songs, my taste in music is bad-ass.
What's your best party trick?
Probably the fingertips pull-ups, or headstand with box splits in the air.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
A promo job giving out leaflets for a mobile phone shop when I was a younger. It was drizzling with rain and they still sent me out!
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Driven my V8 way too fast in the depths of the forest, in the dark and rain. I got a proper buzz but my heart was pounding over the thought of a deer potentially running out!
It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
Scrambled eggs on toast, or a banana and protein shake if I could channel my willpower.
What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Stuffed vine leaves (Arabic). I love them but I guess they would be an acquired taste.
What one thing would you add to the standard male anatomy?
A device that ensures they always have the best intentions.
What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
Took a slave into a museum wearing ladies knickers and stockings under his suit. I made him get his prick out of the knickers and walk around the museum with it hanging out of his flies. A whole lot more happened but perhaps too explicit to write here!
What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Black lace lingerie, deep lace top stockings or black lycra wet-look leggings.
Tell us a joke.
It is a short tale about the power of punctuation...
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing." The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The male students wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The female students wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing!"