Got any special talents? Tell us about them.
I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue! And oddly, I can move all of my toes individually and pick things up with them. Yeah, weird 'talents', if you can call them that!
I have a very good memory! It's odd for me to not recall shows that I've done. I tend to remember them all - and I've done a LOT!
If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Mental telepathy! How fun would that be?
What are your weird quirks?
Oh god. Too many. And TOO embarrassing! Okay, okay, I straighten up my sheets in the middle of the night. I cannot stand a wrinkle in them, or if they get loosened during the night, it drives me insane! That's the weirdest for sure.
I also stack change whenever I find it around the house. So you'll see little piles of quarters, dimes, and so forth. And they're always stacked in order of value.
What are your pet peeves?
Rudeness would be number one. Also, when I see women not acting like ladies. I can get VERY naughty, but I also can be very ladylike. Not to say I don't like to have fun, because I totally do, but there is a fine line between being fun and making a spectacle of yourself. And there is a way to do it.
Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
Just my ears!
If you could close your eyes and wake up somewhere else tomorrow, where would it be?
Oh gosh, I'd say Switzerland. It's one of the most beautiful places I've seen, plus they have fondue. Umm, melted cheese anyone??
What would you do if you could be a man for one day?
Oooo, I think I created a thread on this one time in the forum! I would be a total man whore for a day, for sure. I'd find the hottest girl possible and have sex with her every conceivable way. I would definitely masturbate until my eyes rolled back in my head and my hand stiffened into a claw-like formation. I would pee outside, just because I could. Oh, and I'd hit the gym to test out my super strength. Plus I'd hit the locker room and watch some hot dudes shower - partially to freak them out and let's get real, I'm not going to be a man forever. I'd have some good visuals for future reference. :p
Who's your celebrity crush?
Tom Brady. AND his wife!! :p
Who's your favoite sports team, and why?
Patriots for football - because Tom is not only pretty, but he's a freaking amazing QB.
Chicago Blackhawks for hockey!!
What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Oh, I have a few Justin Bieber songs on there! LOL! I know, I know. You needn't say anything! >:D
What's your best party trick?
Well, I'd have to say the cherry stem garners a lot of attention. Idk why, but it works! ;)
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Most dangerous or stupid? I suppose they could be one and the same. It would have to be going skinny dipping with 6 or 7 Venezuelan men that I had never met prior to a particular evening. Not the smartest thing I've ever done and could have ended up badly. BUT, ended up being an evening of epic proportions! :p
It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
A big Greek salad! Or a fresh, hot pretzel.
What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
What one thing would you add to the standard male anatomy?
Can we add a Hitachi? If so, yes, I would like to pre-order one, please and thanks!
What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
I've gone topless. I've had sex in public places (although I've never been caught). And I've made out with gf's at a few parties. I can't think of much else! I must be a good girl! :p
Tell us a joke.
I can tell a good story but I'm horrible at joke telling. This one is brutal but I can remember it so here goes...
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Dino-sore-ass
I know, don't hate on me! Lol! I've now offended both gays AND dinosaurs.